1. Learned how to knit tonight. Not going as easy as i thought it would. No idea where those 5 extra stitches came from…

    Learned how to knit tonight. Not going as easy as i thought it would. No idea where those 5 extra stitches came from…

  2. love your face and sending you a prompt - CS dirty talk. <3

    intolerablystruck:

    oh bk, i like how you think darling ;)

    under the cut for inappropriate workplace conversations.

    it’s porny, folks. 

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  3. buckybisexualbarnes:

    Anthony Mackie & Sebastian Stan ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

    Cutest thing ever!!

  4. tvoltage:

bassfanimation:

cumber-porn:

princcehans:

overnight-shipping:

there-isnofate-but-whatwemake:

heyitsmario:

harrishun:

omomon:

mitzi—may:

If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!


yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead

I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.

No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.

Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.

Did you guys even watch bee movie

you really really must call a bee keeper!

My family’s house had it’s entire attic taken over by bees one year. They slowly started appearing in the house, and then they were everywhere.  We called a bee keeper, and he removed what he said was the largest domestic honeycomb/bee nest he’d ever seen.  I was so terrified I’d gone to stay with a friend.  My folks called me to meet the bee keeper, and he led me on the most magical journey through the house.  He explained the bees were harmless if you move calmly through them and don’t swat at or harass them.  He was only stung once because he accidentally put his hand down and smooshed one.  The bees landed on me, walked a bit, then buzzed away.  All honey combs and bees were safely removed and relocated.  Call a bee keeper, they are awesome!



I don&#8217;t care who gets called. That&#8217;s my worst nightmare. I&#8217;m jumping out a 3rd story window to get away from that. No shoes, no shirt, no fucking problem, just get me away from them!

    tvoltage:

    bassfanimation:

    cumber-porn:

    princcehans:

    overnight-shipping:

    there-isnofate-but-whatwemake:

    heyitsmario:

    harrishun:

    omomon:

    mitzi—may:

    If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!

    Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!

    yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead

    I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.

    No bees = no food.

    No food = no life.

    Congratulations on destroying the world.

    Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.

    Did you guys even watch bee movie

    you really really must call a bee keeper!

    My family’s house had it’s entire attic taken over by bees one year. They slowly started appearing in the house, and then they were everywhere.  We called a bee keeper, and he removed what he said was the largest domestic honeycomb/bee nest he’d ever seen.  I was so terrified I’d gone to stay with a friend.  My folks called me to meet the bee keeper, and he led me on the most magical journey through the house.  He explained the bees were harmless if you move calmly through them and don’t swat at or harass them.  He was only stung once because he accidentally put his hand down and smooshed one.  The bees landed on me, walked a bit, then buzzed away.  All honey combs and bees were safely removed and relocated.  Call a bee keeper, they are awesome!

    I don’t care who gets called. That’s my worst nightmare. I’m jumping out a 3rd story window to get away from that. No shoes, no shirt, no fucking problem, just get me away from them!

  5. wilwheaton:

    kuribohkun:

    sherlockocity:

    Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)

    This is beautiful.

    Forever reblog because this is fucking wonderful.

    Sian, we are those muggleborns with their crazy pop culture references. We’d rule!

  6. ophie-sama:

Welcome to the gun show, Veronica Mars style.

i still giggle every time I look at my lock screen! Ryan&#8217;s toes!

    ophie-sama:

    Welcome to the gun show, Veronica Mars style.

    i still giggle every time I look at my lock screen! Ryan’s toes!

  7. Brain freeze commence in 3.. 2&#8230;.. (at Red Robin Gourmet Burgers)

    Brain freeze commence in 3.. 2….. (at Red Robin Gourmet Burgers)

  8. When told to smile pretty, this was her response! @opheliassister (at Red Robin Gourmet Burgers)

    When told to smile pretty, this was her response! @opheliassister (at Red Robin Gourmet Burgers)

  9. officialhamlet:

    i want realistic modern fantasy like

    someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)

    a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist

    a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys

    summoning a demon for the vine

    selfies with mermaids

    prank calling wizards

  10. autumn. 

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