1. And then he strips

  2. unscriptedmonologues:

    Always reblog the Evil Giraffe

  3. "What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?"

    My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

    #no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

    WHAT ABOUT MENOPAUSE THOWOULD YOU JUST THANK HIM FOR HIS SERVICE AND SEND HIM ON HIS WAYTO FIND A NEW NOT-PREGNANT GIRLOR DOES HE DIE WHAT HAPPENS

    (via herestothedesperatedasher)

    Can we please have a story about this?

    (via batter-sempai)

  4. Album Art

    mamamidnight:

    hobo-golden:

    I’m so sorry but its just that time of year

    so totally not soorrryyyy YHEAAAA!!!!!!!!!

    Gotta love TheLivingTombstone.

    Title
    Spooky Scary Skeletons
  5. jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised

    jetgreguar:

    i’ve been comprimised

  6. sarahseeandersen:

Been waiting for this aaaallll year.

    sarahseeandersen:

    Been waiting for this aaaallll year.

  7. bakerstreetbabes:

    Just gonna leave this here.

    Wink wink. Nudge nudge.

  8. arrow + cards against humanity (part two)

  9. simplypotterheads:

Oh
my
god.

    simplypotterheads:

    Oh

    my

    god.

  10. Did I forget to mention Sian an I met @gregorymcguire. #wicked #eggandspoon  (at Barnes & Noble)

    Did I forget to mention Sian an I met @gregorymcguire. #wicked #eggandspoon (at Barnes & Noble)

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